gattifly- adv. with equal parts remorse and smug self-satisfaction.
bampostik- n. a surgical implant, inserted into the tips of the fingers. Used primarily for virtuosic rhythmic playing of corduroy pants, nylon parkas, and Big-Screen TV screens.
duladinize- v. to forcibly remove conjoined twins from one another, by means of telekinesis. Emperor Pathric XIX of Rhetoum had so many pairs of conjoined sons born to him that he kept a Royal Duladini in his court.
words by Anya Clingman. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
12/4/10
heligle - something that's so bad for you, but oh so delicious.
pamsney - Pam's pussy-ass boyfriend.
ningriot - white person's n-word (that we are allowed to say - meaning the exact same thing.)
words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Anya Clingman.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
7/9/09
BURGANTIUM: n. an elemental metal with a darkish-red hue, a flaky crust, and a boiling point of 69 degrees kelvin. It has 33 1/2 protons, so if you could just slip the mail under Selenium's front door, it'll get to him. Thanks.
MOURINJIN: (MOR-in-JUN): n. a specific type of keening, native to the Caddo Indian tribe, in which the mourner interlocks his fingers behind his head and thrashes his elbows together while crying out loudly. This, of course, helps trememdously with the crying part, and produces a lovely "wah-wah" effect.
DJALINATION: (jho-lee-NAY-shun) v. 1) the act of making an assembled group feel spirited and gleeful. 2) a happy country.
MOURINJIN: (MOR-in-JUN): n. a specific type of keening, native to the Caddo Indian tribe, in which the mourner interlocks his fingers behind his head and thrashes his elbows together while crying out loudly. This, of course, helps trememdously with the crying part, and produces a lovely "wah-wah" effect.
DJALINATION: (jho-lee-NAY-shun) v. 1) the act of making an assembled group feel spirited and gleeful. 2) a happy country.
words by Mark Stetson. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.
7/9/09
crypolyte- n. a shaman specializing in the disappearance of secrets.
omnit- v. to sew all things for all people, all at once.
burdlire- n. 1) a state of inconsolable drunken rage. 2) the term for explanation of injuries seemingly accidentally incurred while drunk. named after Burdle, the Roman God of Beerfoam.
omnit- v. to sew all things for all people, all at once.
burdlire- n. 1) a state of inconsolable drunken rage. 2) the term for explanation of injuries seemingly accidentally incurred while drunk. named after Burdle, the Roman God of Beerfoam.
words by Sara White and Kasey Mire. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.
7/9/09
FALCHOI: n. inhabitants of the chinese space colony on neptune. the falchoi are planning a surprise-attack invasion of the western world in 2013. what we don't know is that these 4 billion chinese space-daughters are 1/3 the size of normal humans. and you thought bedbugs were bad.
MALFROMIE: adj. not content in matters regarding stepsons.
OLIQUADOR: n. 1) an explorer of the deep sea. 2) a citizen of atlantis of spanish origin. 3) a common thug, known to carry a super soaker.
MALFROMIE: adj. not content in matters regarding stepsons.
OLIQUADOR: n. 1) an explorer of the deep sea. 2) a citizen of atlantis of spanish origin. 3) a common thug, known to carry a super soaker.
words by Diana De Luna. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.
7/9/09
Ugalai: (YOO-ga-LYE) n. mythical flying helmets used by the Greeks. also, a failed NFL team. many fans gave away their season tickets when the Fremont Fightin' Ugalais' helmets did not, in fact, have magical powers of flight. must have been the chinstraps.
Lipoopoop: (lee-POO-POOP) n. a lesser-known chinese dish made with chicken or shrimp, fresh spinach, sundried tomatoes, and long flat noodles. the chef at happy wok #2, inventor of lipoopoop, is still confused as to its lack of popularity.
Skiff: (skif) v. to feign slapping a friend in the face, only to run your fingers gingerly through his/her hair.
Lipoopoop: (lee-POO-POOP) n. a lesser-known chinese dish made with chicken or shrimp, fresh spinach, sundried tomatoes, and long flat noodles. the chef at happy wok #2, inventor of lipoopoop, is still confused as to its lack of popularity.
Skiff: (skif) v. to feign slapping a friend in the face, only to run your fingers gingerly through his/her hair.
words by Aubrey Vora. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.
7/9/09
You know what's amazing? All of your words are character names from that forgotten children's classic, Tales of the Gnemog!
Esuom (ESH-yum) A wise, old badger who lives near Gnemog Bog. Often seen smoking his pipe and offering sage advice to Lillu and Prakat.
Gnemog (NEE-mog) An evil, petrifyingly large frog, native to Gnemog Bog. The subject of many a scary story in Pytrie Wood. Rumor has it that the Gnemog is not evil at all, but merely misunderstood.
Lillu (LEE-loo) Our spunky squirrel girl. What she lacks in bravery, she makes up for in resourcefulness. Always thinks she's right, and most of the time she is!
Prakat (PRAH-ket) A tough, young bobcat with an appetite for adventure! His bravery often gets him into trouble. Sometimes, Prakat's mouth is too big for his bobcat britches!
Esuom (ESH-yum) A wise, old badger who lives near Gnemog Bog. Often seen smoking his pipe and offering sage advice to Lillu and Prakat.
Gnemog (NEE-mog) An evil, petrifyingly large frog, native to Gnemog Bog. The subject of many a scary story in Pytrie Wood. Rumor has it that the Gnemog is not evil at all, but merely misunderstood.
Lillu (LEE-loo) Our spunky squirrel girl. What she lacks in bravery, she makes up for in resourcefulness. Always thinks she's right, and most of the time she is!
Prakat (PRAH-ket) A tough, young bobcat with an appetite for adventure! His bravery often gets him into trouble. Sometimes, Prakat's mouth is too big for his bobcat britches!
words by Caitlin Montanye Parrish. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.
7/5/09
BALLEWUSCH; A terrible tummy eruption (often caused by dairy and beer) that culminates in its release from both orifices in a violent, yet highly coordinated circular motion around a toilet. Also see 'Pinwheel'.
CLIEGREN: Ancient oils used to purge and purify demon and poltergeists from ones pores.
VITIVOP: to unshackle oneself from asinine institutions and thought processes.
CLIEGREN: Ancient oils used to purge and purify demon and poltergeists from ones pores.
VITIVOP: to unshackle oneself from asinine institutions and thought processes.
words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Diana De Luna.
7/2/09
Ambace (Om-Batch-Aye): The moment of hesitation before making eye contact with someone significant.
Heuradin (Hyer-adin): Medicine which makes you feel more present. "Be Here, Ya-Heur?" (Jamaican lady dancing in the moonlight).
Eavolia( Eev-O-lia): Mystical land where Yermatog the Great sat for 30 years listening to the words of wisdom. ... Read MoreThis Great Silence is the period of time in which Yermatog began rooting himself. His body stretched and clung to the cool earth, until he was no longer a man, but life itself.
Heuradin (Hyer-adin): Medicine which makes you feel more present. "Be Here, Ya-Heur?" (Jamaican lady dancing in the moonlight).
Eavolia( Eev-O-lia): Mystical land where Yermatog the Great sat for 30 years listening to the words of wisdom. ... Read MoreThis Great Silence is the period of time in which Yermatog began rooting himself. His body stretched and clung to the cool earth, until he was no longer a man, but life itself.
words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Aubrey Vora.
7/2/09
LATICHRUM (Lat-ick-rum) n. 1. the muscle that connects the latisimus dorsi and the fulcrum of the sturnum.
(La-tich-rum) 1. the time frame between being tardy and when you would've been on time
BARGLEY - (Bar-glee) n. 1. A state of utter bliss. 2. A state of utter bliss while holding a cucumber.
PHLATUUM - (Flay-too-um) n. 1. The photoplasm in which a single-celled organism transforms into a double-celled organism, and sometimes, a multi-celled organism. 2. The transitional period between meeting someone and becoming officially friends with someone (ie the period between "Friend Request" and "Friend Acceptance" 3. Purgatory
(La-tich-rum) 1. the time frame between being tardy and when you would've been on time
BARGLEY - (Bar-glee) n. 1. A state of utter bliss. 2. A state of utter bliss while holding a cucumber.
PHLATUUM - (Flay-too-um) n. 1. The photoplasm in which a single-celled organism transforms into a double-celled organism, and sometimes, a multi-celled organism. 2. The transitional period between meeting someone and becoming officially friends with someone (ie the period between "Friend Request" and "Friend Acceptance" 3. Purgatory
words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Mark Stetson.
7/3/09
Plelelefous: n. duck-billed elephant.
Mandwarb: v. to hold hands in a tangled fashion with multiple persians; n. tangled hand-holding, with Persians.
Fitzitu: n. a form of exercise involving tantrum-throwing.
Mandwarb: v. to hold hands in a tangled fashion with multiple persians; n. tangled hand-holding, with Persians.
Fitzitu: n. a form of exercise involving tantrum-throwing.
words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Sara White and Kasey Mire.
7/2/09
JOCELLOUS (Jah'-si-lus): v. to joke because of one's jealousy.
BEMMLERY (Bemm'-ler-ee): n. A kind of laugh typical of a large, gay man.
YIPSUM (like it looks): n. all kinds of meaningless nothing that sticks to stuff, like pants, syn. lint, flotsom, schmootz.
BEMMLERY (Bemm'-ler-ee): n. A kind of laugh typical of a large, gay man.
YIPSUM (like it looks): n. all kinds of meaningless nothing that sticks to stuff, like pants, syn. lint, flotsom, schmootz.
words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Anya Clingman.
7/2/09
Blaupitz - disease in which the fingers spontaneously bleed
Pestrance - moon induced languidness
Feloigre - one who recoils from unconventional sleeping arrangements
words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Caitlin Montanye Parrish.
7/1/09
ZOINKS- an exclamation, simultaneously depicting surprise, alarm, and a little pee-your-pants joy.
PLAMATSA- (plah-MAHT-sah) an unspoken, telepathic bond between two playmates, whether childhood or playboydian in nature.
NATIOUS- (NAY-shus) the sensation of being filled with such nationalistic pride that one feels as though he/she might puke.
PLAMATSA- (plah-MAHT-sah) an unspoken, telepathic bond between two playmates, whether childhood or playboydian in nature.
NATIOUS- (NAY-shus) the sensation of being filled with such nationalistic pride that one feels as though he/she might puke.
words by Anya Clingman. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.
7/1/09
CRENDIO (kren'-dee-oh): n. the part in a pop song where everything kind of builds right before the breakdown into the takin' it down real slow.
LABAMESSRY (leh-bom'es-ree): state of being. 1. when one feels so low, they drink themselves into oblivion to the point where they shit. 2. and they subsequently realize it while being cleaned up by a good friend. 3. usually accompanied by crying.
YONGRE (yahngr-ay): slang. "Do you want something to eat?"
LABAMESSRY (leh-bom'es-ree): state of being. 1. when one feels so low, they drink themselves into oblivion to the point where they shit. 2. and they subsequently realize it while being cleaned up by a good friend. 3. usually accompanied by crying.
YONGRE (yahngr-ay): slang. "Do you want something to eat?"
words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Anya Clingman.
7/1/09
Raelhet: (n.) an ornately decorated train conductor's cap.
Timmot- (n.) any miniaturized domicile for small rodents fashioned in medieval style.
Aurailon- (n.) a mythical barefoot guide, depicted in stories leading lost souls through the darkest of nights, his glowing feet lighting the path ahead. literally: a light jog.
Heb- (v.) to cajole to the point of antagonism; to dig one's elbow into another's hip bone.
Timmot- (n.) any miniaturized domicile for small rodents fashioned in medieval style.
Aurailon- (n.) a mythical barefoot guide, depicted in stories leading lost souls through the darkest of nights, his glowing feet lighting the path ahead. literally: a light jog.
Heb- (v.) to cajole to the point of antagonism; to dig one's elbow into another's hip bone.
words by Caitlin Montanye Parrish. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.
7/1/09
Peltch - to prove one's prowess through her tossing ability.
Falcham - the empty space where a tooth once was.
Blontodinas - sandbars that glow due to copper deposits.
words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Caitlin Montanye Parrish.
6/30/09
Lepin: (lay-PEEN) n. a natural adhesive found in the connective tissue of the wings of bats. when mixed with sulphur, is known to be highly explosive.
Sanvilope: (sahn-VEE-lo-pay) v. to forcibly excrete, esp. in the case of stubborn fruit juices.
Viratsill: (vi-RAHT-sil) n. 1) life-giving nectar. 2) antiquated slang for splooge.
Sanvilope: (sahn-VEE-lo-pay) v. to forcibly excrete, esp. in the case of stubborn fruit juices.
Viratsill: (vi-RAHT-sil) n. 1) life-giving nectar. 2) antiquated slang for splooge.
words by Anya Clingman. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.
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