gattifly- adv. with equal parts remorse and smug self-satisfaction.
bampostik- n. a surgical implant, inserted into the tips of the fingers. Used primarily for virtuosic rhythmic playing of corduroy pants, nylon parkas, and Big-Screen TV screens.
duladinize- v. to forcibly remove conjoined twins from one another, by means of telekinesis. Emperor Pathric XIX of Rhetoum had so many pairs of conjoined sons born to him that he kept a Royal Duladini in his court.
words by Anya Clingman. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.
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