7/9/09

Ugalai: (YOO-ga-LYE) n. mythical flying helmets used by the Greeks. also, a failed NFL team. many fans gave away their season tickets when the Fremont Fightin' Ugalais' helmets did not, in fact, have magical powers of flight. must have been the chinstraps.

Lipoopoop: (lee-POO-POOP) n. a lesser-known chinese dish made with chicken or shrimp, fresh spinach, sundried tomatoes, and long flat noodles. the chef at happy wok #2, inventor of lipoopoop, is still confused as to its lack of popularity.

Skiff: (skif) v. to feign slapping a friend in the face, only to run your fingers gingerly through his/her hair.

words by Aubrey Vora. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.