5/17/09

heffleckle: a fast growing wildflower, indigenous to everywhere. known for its sweet extractable nectar, which is said to be the inspiration for orange sherbet.

poxpazzle: an unsuccessful candied remedy for smallpox. taken off the market when everybody suddenly got poilo. whoops!

rimpsteam: v. to defeat one's opponent by a wide margin. "we totally rimpsteamed them!" n- a urethral colonic.

words by John Martin. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.