7/9/09

Ugalai: (YOO-ga-LYE) n. mythical flying helmets used by the Greeks. also, a failed NFL team. many fans gave away their season tickets when the Fremont Fightin' Ugalais' helmets did not, in fact, have magical powers of flight. must have been the chinstraps.

Lipoopoop: (lee-POO-POOP) n. a lesser-known chinese dish made with chicken or shrimp, fresh spinach, sundried tomatoes, and long flat noodles. the chef at happy wok #2, inventor of lipoopoop, is still confused as to its lack of popularity.

Skiff: (skif) v. to feign slapping a friend in the face, only to run your fingers gingerly through his/her hair.

words by Aubrey Vora. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.

7/9/09

You know what's amazing? All of your words are character names from that forgotten children's classic, Tales of the Gnemog!

Esuom (ESH-yum) A wise, old badger who lives near Gnemog Bog. Often seen smoking his pipe and offering sage advice to Lillu and Prakat.

Gnemog (NEE-mog) An evil, petrifyingly large frog, native to Gnemog Bog. The subject of many a scary story in Pytrie Wood. Rumor has it that the Gnemog is not evil at all, but merely misunderstood.

Lillu (LEE-loo) Our spunky squirrel girl. What she lacks in bravery, she makes up for in resourcefulness. Always thinks she's right, and most of the time she is!

Prakat (PRAH-ket) A tough, young bobcat with an appetite for adventure! His bravery often gets him into trouble. Sometimes, Prakat's mouth is too big for his bobcat britches!

words by Caitlin Montanye Parrish. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.

7/5/09

BALLEWUSCH; A terrible tummy eruption (often caused by dairy and beer) that culminates in its release from both orifices in a violent, yet highly coordinated circular motion around a toilet. Also see 'Pinwheel'.

CLIEGREN: Ancient oils used to purge and purify demon and poltergeists from ones pores. 

VITIVOP: to unshackle oneself from asinine institutions and thought processes.

words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Diana De Luna.

7/2/09

Ambace (Om-Batch-Aye): The moment of hesitation before making eye contact with someone significant.

Heuradin (Hyer-adin): Medicine which makes you feel more present. "Be Here, Ya-Heur?" (Jamaican lady dancing in the moonlight).

Eavolia( Eev-O-lia): Mystical land where Yermatog the Great sat for 30 years listening to the words of wisdom. ... Read MoreThis Great Silence is the period of time in which Yermatog began rooting himself. His body stretched and clung to the cool earth, until he was no longer a man, but life itself.

words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Aubrey Vora.

7/2/09

LATICHRUM (Lat-ick-rum) n. 1. the muscle that connects the latisimus dorsi and the fulcrum of the sturnum.
(La-tich-rum) 1. the time frame between being tardy and when you would've been on time

BARGLEY - (Bar-glee) n. 1. A state of utter bliss. 2. A state of utter bliss while holding a cucumber.

PHLATUUM - (Flay-too-um) n. 1. The photoplasm in which a single-celled organism transforms into a double-celled organism, and sometimes, a multi-celled organism. 2. The transitional period between meeting someone and becoming officially friends with someone (ie the period between "Friend Request" and "Friend Acceptance" 3. Purgatory

words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Mark Stetson.

7/3/09

Plelelefous: n. duck-billed elephant.

Mandwarb: v. to hold hands in a tangled fashion with multiple persians; n. tangled hand-holding, with Persians.

Fitzitu: n. a form of exercise involving tantrum-throwing.

words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Sara White and Kasey Mire.

7/2/09

JOCELLOUS (Jah'-si-lus): v. to joke because of one's jealousy.

BEMMLERY (Bemm'-ler-ee): n. A kind of laugh typical of a large, gay man.

YIPSUM (like it looks): n. all kinds of meaningless nothing that sticks to stuff, like pants, syn. lint, flotsom, schmootz.

words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Anya Clingman.