12/4/10

gattifly- adv. with equal parts remorse and smug self-satisfaction.

bampostik- n. a surgical implant, inserted into the tips of the fingers. Used primarily for virtuosic rhythmic playing of corduroy pants, nylon parkas, and Big-Screen TV screens. 

duladinize- v. to forcibly remove conjoined twins from one another, by means of telekinesis. Emperor Pathric XIX of Rhetoum had so many pairs of conjoined sons born to him that he kept a Royal Duladini in his court.




words by Anya Clingman. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.

12/4/10

heligle - something that's so bad for you, but oh so delicious.

pamsney - Pam's pussy-ass boyfriend.

ningriot - white person's n-word (that we are allowed to say - meaning the exact same thing.) 

words by Justin Lamar Nix. definitions by Anya Clingman.

You try these on, Rapunzel

lasm:

Sweshtion:

Fayver:

See if you can add to this, Justin Bailey

Scroum:

Pweshming:

Tet:

7/9/09

BURGANTIUM: n. an elemental metal with a darkish-red hue, a flaky crust, and a boiling point of 69 degrees kelvin. It has 33 1/2 protons, so if you could just slip the mail under Selenium's front door, it'll get to him. Thanks.

MOURINJIN: (MOR-in-JUN): n. a specific type of keening, native to the Caddo Indian tribe, in which the mourner interlocks his fingers behind his head and thrashes his elbows together while crying out loudly. This, of course, helps trememdously with the crying part, and produces a lovely "wah-wah" effect.

DJALINATION: (jho-lee-NAY-shun) v. 1) the act of making an assembled group feel spirited and gleeful. 2) a happy country.

words by Mark Stetson. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.

7/9/09

crypolyte- n. a shaman specializing in the disappearance of secrets.

omnit- v. to sew all things for all people, all at once. 

burdlire- n. 1) a state of inconsolable drunken rage. 2) the term for explanation of injuries seemingly accidentally incurred while drunk. named after Burdle, the Roman God of Beerfoam.

words by Sara White and Kasey Mire. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.

7/9/09

FALCHOI: n. inhabitants of the chinese space colony on neptune. the falchoi are planning a surprise-attack invasion of the western world in 2013. what we don't know is that these 4 billion chinese space-daughters are 1/3 the size of normal humans. and you thought bedbugs were bad.

MALFROMIE: adj. not content in matters regarding stepsons.

OLIQUADOR: n. 1) an explorer of the deep sea. 2) a citizen of atlantis of spanish origin. 3) a common thug, known to carry a super soaker.

words by Diana De Luna. definitions by Justin Lamar Nix.